孩子有很多問題,經常令大人無語。以下分享我家女兒幾個很純真可愛的問題。
LL: What is honeymoon? Me: It is like vacation. LL: Where are we going for honeymoon next month? Me: Honey, we are going for vacation next month. Honeymoon is for lovers only. LL: (shouted) BUT I LOVE YOU. So, you and I can go for honeymoon. Me: Oh well…. | 女兒:什麼是蜜月? 梵婗:就像假期旅遊。 女兒:那我們下月到哪兒蜜月? 梵婗:親愛的,我們下月會去渡假,但蜜月是屬於情侶的。 女兒:(大聲喊) 但我愛你!那我們可以蜜月了。 梵婗:……(無語) |
HH: Where did you take the picture? Me: In my wedding. HH: It looks fun in the party. Me: We did have a lot of fun. HH: How come you didn’t take me there? Me: Oh well… | 女兒:這張照片在哪兒拍的? 梵婗:在我的婚宴上。 女兒:看來很好玩似的。 梵婗:的確很高興。 女兒:為什麼你不帶我去? 梵婗:…… (無語) |
YY: What is gay? Me: It used to mean happy. Now it means girls like girls, and boys like boys. YY: Oh, so I am gay. Me: Sweetheart, you may rather play with girls than boys, but you don’t love any girl enough that you want to marry her, right? Gay girls want to marry girls. YY: I still think I am gay. Me: How so? YY: Because I want to marry you, and you are a girl. Me: Oh well… | 女兒:Gay 是什麼意思? 梵婗:Gay 以前是解快樂,但現在多是指女生喜歡女生,男生喜歡男生。 女兒:那我是 gay 的唷。 梵婗:甜心,你可能喜歡與女孩子玩耍多過和男孩子玩,但你不至於愛一個女孩愛到想與她結婚吧? Gay 的女孩是會想與女孩結婚的。 女兒:那我還是 gay 的呢。 梵婗:為何? 女兒:因為我想和你結婚,而你是女生來的。 梵婗:…… (無語) |
“If you love your children, you will always have laughter in your life.” — A Hughes
如果你愛你的孩子,你將永遠生活在笑聲中。“You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.” — John J. Plomp
當孩子開始問有答案的問題時,你知道他們長大了。
(註:growing up 是長大中;在這語景中,是指他們已長大了不少,但亦在長大中。)“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” — David Viscott
能夠同時愛與被愛,就能從各方感受到太陽。
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真有爱o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
可可也很可愛呢!
😛 😛 孩子就是孩子,这样很好,不用考虑太多
無奈孩子很快長大,純真不再。
好可爱~n(*≧▽≦*)n
謝謝,她們乖的時候的確很可愛。
童言无忌
呵呵!全中!我就是忘記了我們是何時開始有忌的呢。
天真可爱的孩子,真是幸福的家庭
幸福是苦心誠懇經營的成果。
oh,chindren are always funny ~ 😆
They give us joy.
孩子总是那么天真的让人想笑,学习英文了,我英文很乱,博主最好帮忙给我推荐怎么学习英文!或者学英文的网站,谢谢啦!
與女兒的對話原本是英語,因為博客是中文,所以中英對照。
我曾寫過一篇《看劇集學英語的完整套餐》,你試試看有否幫助。
https://fannylawren.com/crossover/we-are-ny
呵呵,博主女儿真可爱
謝! 🙂
hahaha,they are really cute!
Thank you. These pictures were taken four years ago. They were really cute. Not sure about now. Hahahaha!
good pictures!
傻瓜機影的,但景靚人正攝影師捧,所以效果也不錯,哈哈!
呵呵,小孩子真的很可爱哈
謝謝!單看相片的確是很可愛的,呵呵!
影姐的孩子很可愛啊~~~
姓劉的產品當然有一定的水準,呵呵!
孩子们的问题太可爱了,呵呵
我女儿曾一度让我们给她生个哥哥呢
哈哈!你怎樣回應她呢?也許你可以間中扮是她哥哥,嘻嘻!
😉 可爱的小孩 😛
呵呵!謝謝!
孩子的天真惹人喜爱!支持一下,博主!
謝支持
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在期待自己第一个孩子诞生的过程中,看到文章描述天真烂漫的小孩,增添了点养育的信心。
只要你真誠的愛,一定可以看到。
LOL
孩子就是會逗人笑……
(^o^)/~太有爱了…萌语~~
~(^o^)/~ 你也很可愛呢 ~(^o^)/~
very very cute!i am forward to my first child to come.
eg.《看劇集學英語的完整套餐》 https://fannylawren.com/crossover/we-are-ny Don’t
open URL
Not sure if you were serious or joking. Are you really expecting? If so, let you know when the baby comes. 😉
I recently changed my link format. Sorry for the inconvenience. The updated link is https://fannylawren.com/we-are-ny