孩子純真可愛的問題

孩子有很多問題,經常令大人無語。以下分享我家女兒幾個很純真可愛的問題。

LL: What is honeymoon?
Me: It is like vacation.
LL: Where are we going for honeymoon next month?
Me: Honey, we are going for vacation next month. Honeymoon is for lovers only.
LL: (shouted) BUT I LOVE YOU. So, you and I can go for honeymoon.
Me: Oh well….
女兒:什麼是蜜月?
梵婗:就像假期旅遊。
女兒:那我們下月到哪兒蜜月?
梵婗:親愛的,我們下月會去渡假,但蜜月是屬於情侶的。
女兒:(大聲喊) 但我愛你!那我們可以蜜月了。
梵婗:……(無語)
HH: Where did you take the picture?
Me: In my wedding.
HH: It looks fun in the party.
Me: We did have a lot of fun.
HH: How come you didn’t take me there?
Me: Oh well…
女兒:這張照片在哪兒拍的?
梵婗:在我的婚宴上。
女兒:看來很好玩似的。
梵婗:的確很高興。
女兒:為什麼你不帶我去?
梵婗:…… (無語)
YY: What is gay?
Me: It used to mean happy. Now it means girls like girls, and boys like boys.
YY: Oh, so I am gay.
Me: Sweetheart, you may rather play with girls than boys, but you don’t love any girl enough that you want to marry her, right? Gay girls want to marry girls.
YY: I still think I am gay.
Me: How so?
YY: Because I want to marry you, and you are a girl.
Me: Oh well…
女兒:Gay 是什麼意思?
梵婗:Gay 以前是解快樂,但現在多是指女生喜歡女生,男生喜歡男生。
女兒:那我是 gay 的唷。
梵婗:甜心,你可能喜歡與女孩子玩耍多過和男孩子玩,但你不至於愛一個女孩愛到想與她結婚吧? Gay 的女孩是會想與女孩結婚的。
女兒:那我還是 gay 的呢。
梵婗:為何?
女兒:因為我想和你結婚,而你是女生來的。
梵婗:…… (無語)

If you love your children, you will always have laughter in your life.” — A Hughes
如果你愛你的孩子,你將永遠生活在笑聲中。

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.” — John J. Plomp
當孩子開始問有答案的問題時,你知道他們長大了。
(註:growing up 是長大中;在這語景中,是指他們已長大了不少,但亦在長大中。)

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” — David Viscott
能夠同時愛與被愛,就能從各方感受到太陽。

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